Behind the Screen

I’ve been a bit busy this week, however, I found something interesting while digging through old files on my computer.

A few years ago I started writing a parody of the song “Behind Blue Eyes” The Who. I was trying to find it a couple months ago and it didn’t seem to be anywhere so I was surprised to find it so randomly.

Aaaanyway, come, witness a little bit of my nerdiness:

“No one knows what it’s like to be the bad guys
To be the DM
Behind the screen

No one knows what it’s like to be the DM
To have the players
Kill your storyline

But my plans they’re all destroyed
By the players greed
For Swag

I’ve planned for hours only lonely
My love is vengence
On those who flee

No one knows what it’s like to roll so badly
Like I do, and I blame you!

No one fights back as hard with their monsters
None of my well-laid plans can get you!

If Tensor’s floating disc should tremble
Cast dispell and make it cool

If you swallow anything evil
Neutralize like the druids do”

I have a little more, but it’s not really finished. So, um, sorry no new pictures, hopefully someone can appreciate this little display of geek, hehe

~The Purple Pepper


2 responses to “Behind the Screen

  1. cool poem.
    you have a good sense of humour

  2. Thanks, glad you liked it =)

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